Two TORTUESTAR shell necklaces

Have you always dreamed of being a pirate, but are seasick? Do you love treasures but hate sand between your toes? Then the TORTUESTAR necklace kit is made for you! Perfect for the bathtub sailor or duck pond navigator, this duo of marine collars is guaranteed storm and sunscreen free.

Wonderful Features:

• Lazy Turtle Charm: With its resin turtle that never rushes, you'll always have an excuse to be late. “Sorry, I was waiting for my turtle to finish his nap.”
• Starfish Glamor: Equipped with a starfish that doesn't know salt water, it won't fade next to your office complexion.
• Pearls of the Still Ocean: White and amber pearls that do not know the rhythm of the tides, because the only wave you surf is that of WiFi.

Manual:

1. Put on this jewelry like Jack Sparrow puts on his headband - with an air of mystery and a little clumsiness.
2. Practice your best “Arrrgh!” in front of the mirror. Necklaces are more convincing if you have the buccaneer attitude to match.
3. Repeat after me: “I am the master of the seven canapes!” It's like the seven seas, but cozier.

Attention:

• Do not expose to water. Ironically, these collars don't like adventure.
• Keep away from real turtles. They might be jealous.
• Starfish are not edible. Don't confuse it with the sugar stars from your breakfast.

So, ready to conquer the world from your living room? Embark on the TORTUESTAR adventure!